K-Pop Boy Bands According to Mom
SHINee: “Ugh. Too juvenile-looking. What are they wearing?”
INFINITE: “Trying to be gangsta but not. Look like they’re trying to walk through a bad neighborhood with fake tough faces.”
Super Junior: “A strange fashion parade. They’re all looking at each other like, WHO JUST FARTED?”
B.A.P.: “Blonde on blonde action. The Duran Duran of Korea.”
EXO: “Oh YES. Stepped right out of the final scene of a sci-fi movie. The ones with their hoods up (D.O., Luhan, Tao) are kind of appealing.”
B1A4: “Oh my god, this one? The one in the middle (Baro) looks like he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing there. Actually, the rest look like they aren’t quite sure either.”
BIGBANG: “OH GOD WHAT’S GOING ON HERE. That guy in the center (Taeyang)’s HAIR! And that guy (G-Dragon)’s hair AND face… Do they blow into those things and make music? Is that part of the act? Words fail me.”
2PM: “That’s actually not bad. They’re sultry. ‘Ultra Lover’ is right.”
B2ST: “They look jolly and friendly and nice. Moms would like their daughters to go to their shows and date them.”
Teen Top: “They look like lost children. Where are their mothers? It’s like they were asked to stick together and meet here. The one all the way on the right (Niel) looks scared.”
Block B: “YO, WE JUST GRAFFITI’D ALL OVER YOUR WALL. FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? AND YOUR CAR IS NEXT.”
Boyfriend: “Oh god. What. Is. This. ‘WE’RE JUST GOING TO OUT-SILLY EVERYBODY. NOBODY IS AS SILLY AS US.’ I’m trying to think of something witty about those orange shorts because they’re terrible.”
U-KISS: “Ohhhh these. Yes. Rockin’ some spectacular booties.”
NU’EST: “Is that a girl, second to the left (Ren)? The rest look like ‘WE ARE VERY PROTECTIVE OF OUR SISTER’ and she’s just standing there looking timid and pale and blonde.”
Mom pls.
